This is Only a Test...

This is a test of the Mommy response system.

12:00am: scream. Elapsed Mommy response time: 2 minutes.
Very good Mommy.

1:00am: scream. Elapsed Mommy response time: 5 minutes.
Needs improvement.

2:30am: scream. Elapsed Mommy response time: 7 minutes.
Are you kidding me?

4:00am: scream. Elapsed Mommy response time: 10 minutes.
Mommy! What? Tsk. Tsk.

5:00am: scream. Elapsed Mommy response time: 10 minutes.
Still crappy.

6:00am: scream. Elapsed Mommy response time: ???
Mommy? Mommy! MOMMY! MOMMY!!! Ah well...zzz...

Test complete: 6:30am.
Final Grade: C-
Comments: System worked well in the beginning, but broke down thoroughly in the end. I expected better of you, Mommy.