Secret Agent Back on Duty...with a Spoon!
Current Music: Spoonboy by Ashley MacIsaac
It should be Spoongirl, but whatever...
Well, I spent almost this entire week visiting with people. Now I am tired. The first half of the week, I visited Grandma Charlene in Calgary. I spent most of the time sleeping to recover from that cold. Mommy actually ditched me to go shopping on one of the days. I was forced to eat formula all day. Bleah. But I ate it. Secret agents can handle anything. I spent the second half of the week with Grandma Linda while Mommy worked. More formula. I may have to do something about Mommy. I've refrained from using my ninja skills, but she's asking for some butt-kicking if I keep getting ditched for these supposedly important other things. What's more important than helping a secret agent battle the forces of evil? Priorities, people!
I've also discovered that spoons are a handy little Secret Weapon.
Top 4 Spoon Uses:
1. Eating Utensil - This is awesome. Mommy didn't realize how much cereal I could eat. The only trouble is that Mommy does not feed me fast enough, so I have to take away the spoon and do it myself. Spoons are tricky though, so I may need more training.
2. Teething Ring - Perfect for practicing the art of the ninja bite attack.
3. Baton - Good for waving around and emphasizing what I am telling people.
4. Heart Remover - "because it hurts more." Sometimes secret agents have to use some nasty tactics...like forcing people to watch Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves over and over and over...
Summary: Spoons rock. No Secret Agent should be without one. Pack that with your towel, Douglas Adams!
Well, I spent almost this entire week visiting with people. Now I am tired. The first half of the week, I visited Grandma Charlene in Calgary. I spent most of the time sleeping to recover from that cold. Mommy actually ditched me to go shopping on one of the days. I was forced to eat formula all day. Bleah. But I ate it. Secret agents can handle anything. I spent the second half of the week with Grandma Linda while Mommy worked. More formula. I may have to do something about Mommy. I've refrained from using my ninja skills, but she's asking for some butt-kicking if I keep getting ditched for these supposedly important other things. What's more important than helping a secret agent battle the forces of evil? Priorities, people!
I've also discovered that spoons are a handy little Secret Weapon.
Top 4 Spoon Uses:
1. Eating Utensil - This is awesome. Mommy didn't realize how much cereal I could eat. The only trouble is that Mommy does not feed me fast enough, so I have to take away the spoon and do it myself. Spoons are tricky though, so I may need more training.
2. Teething Ring - Perfect for practicing the art of the ninja bite attack.
3. Baton - Good for waving around and emphasizing what I am telling people.
4. Heart Remover - "because it hurts more." Sometimes secret agents have to use some nasty tactics...like forcing people to watch Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves over and over and over...
Summary: Spoons rock. No Secret Agent should be without one. Pack that with your towel, Douglas Adams!
posted by LilyMab at 11:42 AM
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